Friday, June 23, 2006

Recipe: Ribs

Now, everyone's got their different ways to do ribs, and lots and lots of them are excellent. This is my style, which you may try and like, or not; but if you do, then I thank you and wish you good luck.

I buy my ribs from the local bulk meat market by the case. He sells 'em for around $60, which usually gets you nine slabs (sometimes ten if several are kinda small.) I cut open the cryo-pak and throw them on the grill. After two hours, I start mopping them with:


  • 10 parts apple juice
  • 2 parts Captain Morgan® or other spiced rum
  • 1 part Frank's hot sauce (the official taste of Buffalo wings!)


The rule being "when you think of it, mop 'em" aiming for every 20-30 minutes. Every other mopping, flip 'em and mop again. If you mop the ribs regularly, they won't get a deep black crust on them, but they'll get a very deep shade of red. The smoke ring will be truly striking and the smoky flavor will be divine.

I use an offset firebox smoker, where the fire goes into a little pit off to the side, and the enlarged meat box is essentially in the chimney. This lets you run low heat for a long time -- truly low smoking. I start a chimney full of charcoal with a wax firestarter (no chemical flavors) and dump that amongst four logs, usually an equal mix of oak and hickory (though occasionally I'll throw in alder, or a fruitwood or something.)

The target temperature in the box is 250°. If it gets too warm, don't be afraid to throw water on the fire. You should have a little too much fuel, and need to be watering it a bit, to generate a bunch of smoke. You should always leave the exhaust wide open, and restrict the intake; this keeps your food from being sooty.

Do this for about 5 hours or so, until the ribs start to crack when you turn 'em, and they pull back from the bones a bit (like 1/8"-1/4".) That's when they're done. Bring 'em in and cut 'em. You cut the knobby bits (the "rib tips") off first, and then slice from the shiny side where you can make out the ribs.

There are lots of schools of thought on sauce. I don't normally think sauce is necessary, but I do enjoy dipping my rib bits into the sauce. I particularly like Dreamland's sauce for ribs, but everyone has a favorite and I'm not here to ignite any holy wars! Eat 'em like you like 'em.

I hope your Fourth of July is filled with smoke and light and smiles!

Tuesday, June 20, 2006

The Road Show

Went to Knoxville this weekend for the wedding of some friends. It was a real homegrown affair. We got to the national park (Cades Cove) and there was a trailered smoker just like mine for the ribs. Well I turned around and the GROOM was starting the grill -- seems his grill-tending friends had flaked out on him.

You know I wasn't gonna let that happen... I stepped up and took the reins. We cooked 72 slabs of baby-backs and about ten pounds of kielbasa (the bride's family is Polish.) I got a standing ovation when I left! It was very cool, and I was mighty glad to be of service.

Friday, June 09, 2006

From a Pro Photographer

And a damn fine shot!

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Sunday, June 04, 2006

Chicken!!

Man.. this thing is hell on some chicken, too.

Friday, June 02, 2006

Apologies for the lack of updates...

... but I went on a week vacation and the resulting life-pressure has gotten in the way. But I did get the electrics completed, and then got it titled and registered. It's street legal! Woo!


This weekend we'll be barbecuing at the Brownwood Bike Rally. Come by around lunchtime, sorry about the late notice ;)

We'll get some good pictures posted this week.